The following contains the terms of service (TOS) for Schportz.com

Schportz.com contains links to sites and articles about several sports, as well as a few other features. You are obviously free to browse these links and articles at your own leisure. In fact seeing how that is the purpose of the site, if you claimed I was wasting your time by bothering to point that out, I would be hard pressed to argue with you. So in the interest of brevity, I will cut to the chase and state a few terms of service you must agree to if you plan on using 'the other features'.

1) You agree not to try uploading any malicious software to the Schportz.com servers. Than includes any software that may harm the integrity of any of the databases storing information relevant to the site (which if you think about is only there for the purpose of entertaining you in the first place, so why try to ruin that?).

2) You agree not to be a stupid jerk on the postboard. 'Being a stupid jerk' includes, but is not limited to, excessively berating someone, excessive swearing, posting links to lewd or pornographic sites, and excessive posting. Intelligent use of taunts, swear-words and other clever put-downs as well as frequent posting are not only tolerated but encouraged.

3) You agree not to try and vote excessively for the Quiz of the Day. Don't make me put a captcha on that thing.

If you don't agree to the terms stated above, may something terrible happen to you in the near future. If you do agree, I hope you enjoy the site and return many times in the future.